Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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