Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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