We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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