He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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