fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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