no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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