you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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