Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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