I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He shit in the fireplace
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