It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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