What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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