Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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