Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize