By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
