He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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