we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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