so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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