i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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