Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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