I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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