would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This house was built for laser tag.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Randomize
