I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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