I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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