Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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