i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
