butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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