i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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