everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Come on in and take your pants off
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