Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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