Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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