she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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