I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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