im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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