I want to stick my p in your. b.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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