why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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