We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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