Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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