Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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