ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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