Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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