Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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