Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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