Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
