it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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