Pants 0. Shit 1.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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