she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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