I hate your face
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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