super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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