Got a toothbrush?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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