i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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