i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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