That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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