i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have aggressive nipples.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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