my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize