So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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