there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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