Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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